woke up this morning feeling stoned.
like, out-of-your-mind-what-the-hell-happened stoned
so, I decided I needed new music, candy, painkillers, and root beer!
so here I am, wearing my jeans, no socks, and a shirt that's 3 sizes too small, dancing to Marilyn Manson's This is the new shit with a lollipop hanging out of my face and a bottle of root beer in my hand, when I look out the window and see something on my lawn.
so I go rushing out, still half-dressed, collapse on my knees in the damp grass, and find a little yellow shroom.
Now, all you out there must be wondering why I'm squee-ing on Deviant Art about a lil' yellow shroom.
It sme